get with it america!

it costs britons the equivalent cost of two glasses of milk a day to care for the royal family.

so here's the plan. make me american royalty for the low low cost of a dollar a day from each american. for the cost of a king sized candy bar, i'll serve the worthless role of monarchy in a representative democracy. i'll even challenge their royal family to a wrestling match. it'll be great. so, just tell your friends to send $1 to me, king charles melin.