ERIK'S PLAN TO GET LAID

from jabooty.org. "Apparently, the "Better than sex" cake is not, as one would be led to believe by the name, better than sex. I have been charged with the task of sleeping with as many people as possible until I find the one person who having sex with is actually worse than that cake. At that time we will change the name of the cake to "Better than sex with _______.""

i like this idea. i hope it works for him.